so, i goes to this party, right?
an' its a good party, i'm 'aving a good time
maybe too much of a good time, an' all
an' i asks this pretty lass for a dance, like
but she got a bruiser boyfriend who dont take kindly..
and cos of me previouses, i decide to leg it, in me motor
but the rozzers 'ave got wind of it all, so i doss it for a spot
but i got grassed up by the bruiser, right?
and ended up doing some bird, down wormwood scrubs
the moral of the story, right? stay away from girls called ruby!
