postcards from poppa (and nanna)

i love reading the news when i am having dinner!

phone pranks

(hehehe) hey, is there a butz there? seymour butz?























oh, he is? nevermind, can i please speak to amanda huggenkiss instead?

wiggum-hair?

'new drink' acceptance stages

1. trepidationess, through anticipational explorations...
























2. quietful analytical inner-monologging and decision-trees























3. acceptance through post-sample mutual agreeance

yummy!

post-shopping-fridge-organisation-procedure

fruit goes here, veggies go there (under the eggs and beer)

journey towards rockstardom...

must start with one step...

squishyface!

coy? moi?

swings and slides!

the crime and the time!

[with a cockney accent]

so, i goes to this party, right?


















an' its a good party, i'm 'aving a good time


















maybe too much of a good time, an' all















an' i asks this pretty lass for a dance, like












but she got a bruiser boyfriend who dont take kindly..

and cos of me previouses, i decide to leg it, in me motor














but the rozzers 'ave got wind of it all, so i doss it for a spot















but i got grassed up by the bruiser, right?



















and ended up doing some bird, down wormwood scrubs















the moral of the story, right? stay away from girls called ruby!