major charlie

This is ground control to major charlie, you've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose nappies you wear
Now it's time to leave the high chair if you dare

This is major chuck to ground control, I'm (almost) crawling on the floor
And I'm talking in a most peculiar way
its all goo goo goo and ga ga ga today
Here am I floatin' 'round my tin can about to have a hurl
Planet Earth is blue and I just did a big poo